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PlatENumbCracker

Oil=$$$$$ Oil=Power, the sex is a given right. “Money Power Respect, What i need in life” The Lox

18 years ago, April 24, 2003
tacosaurus

You didn’t just indirectly quote “The Lox” ? Did you? Huh huh huh. Tacosaurus Jests.

PlatENumbCracker

Yes Yes I did

PlatENumbCracker

You Like the saddam stencil? Link To Saddam Source Image

2one2

Those colors are hilarious. The Photoshope cheese effects to the max. That shit is funny as hell. This one should be funny

tacosaurus

This is one of the soldiers who has come home. He wants to show ole president Bush how big his penis got, after they stormed Sadaams palace. Bush was quite impressed with his endowments. He then offered him a hefty wad of cash, which the soldier declined. He said, “I didn’t do it for you, or my country… I did it all for my penis, Thank You George W. Bush. Thank You!” The soldier then leaned in to give George W. a kiss, he was then shot twenty five times in the head, neck and chest by secret service agents. The President laughed, and joked lightly “Get me this mans penis! Stat! Rest in Peace to all the Fallen Soldiers, due to friendly fire. Love always, Tacosaurus.

18 years ago, April 24, 2003
PlatENumbCracker

Suddenly as our Brave soldier salutes the president, he is swept back in time. Remembering the Drunken Coked up Orgies, that where graciously paid for by the American public, aka your momma. Taco is the Stunt ())====D yours? Your Censored sign seemed a little small!

BeMoR Bolo Da King of Bling aka Plat E numb Cracker

Ps. No one will ever buy my album now! I am prolly gonna have the Secret Service On me now. I wonder if they ever sercretly service the president in times of need. just kidding George dont send your dad after me.

18 years ago, April 25, 2003
inman

This is so borderline…Dubbya looks a little like George’s dad on Seinfeld.

PlatENumbCracker

Shit I thought it was funny. I didnt think much when i did, but it made me laugh crucify me if you want. Its ok if you hate me, i really dont much like myself. HMMmmm.

“Concept is King”

Ps Inman Do you Vote? Who here Votes?

tacosaurus

I am grinning from ear to ear lefte to right upside down. This shit is too funny. Bigger censors, genius. I think this one is definately walking that fine line. Everyone probably hates it with a passion. Hooray Plat-E-Numb-Crackuh. Hooplah for all. Tacosaurus Pukes from Laughing.

inman

Nah, I’m no hater. I’m just wary…nice to meet you. :D

PlatENumbCracker

INMAN, Nice to meet you too! All my art isnt this blatently moronic. Well at least i dont think so. Taco digs it. Cant wait to see whats next! Inman what makes you wary about this piece? Teehee. Oh, and since i am new to Designologue, could someone fill me in on our limits. What cant we do? Since i dont want to offend anyone to much!

TACO, I like what you did with the saddam stencil, using it as a tattoo. Whats Next?

This is some fun shit. I could do this all day long. I think you will be seeing alot from me in the future. Lets keep this going. Some one initiate a designologue with me. Suprise me people

bharper

yo, i was wondering if anyone knows where i can get an eight ball. oh, shit, ill just ask dub - dub - dime - bag.

bharper

TACO:: this doesnt look like good and evil to me…

tacosaurus

slowly building my case for the… pulling of the lever of the godmachine. For your information Bharper. This is supposed to be a quick engagement. Ours is a game of chess at the moment. Much like me and the Bearskinrug.

Now the trick is Plat-E-Numb-Crackuh, try and make your stuff look as proffessional as possible, while riding the limits of taste. I think that is what I have found to be the secret, well as far as my hopes and goals for participation in this site, or whatever. Not everyone is that akin to my sense of humor. You might find yourself getting into corners with some of these people, but just take criticism with a grain of kosher salt. Blood is thicker than water, and bitching over the internet is like getting mad at a telephone. Humor, is not always recieved in time. Sometimes it is a day late, sometimes ten years. But the joke is always there for someone to get. If only one person, that tells the tale of complexity behind the joke. tacosaurus abizmo

inman

Albinosaurus Wrex, you are wise beyond your pasty years.

Platipus, limits are determined by the community. We have a striking system to deal with images that are deemed inappropriate (like the second image if it had been lacking that censored block). Ask Taco about the Striking process - he was the first pseudovictim.

And like Taco said, the less amateurish the design is the more likely it is to slide. Concept is king, but so is communication of your concept. If it’s in your head but your image or comments don’t convey it clearly, you’re at the mercy of the community.

fashionvictim

something about his image seriously terrifies me, it freaks me out in a violent way. i don’t know why. it’s humorous in a messed up way and the photoshopping is ultra creepy. maybe i drank too much coffee tonight, but this one is tweakin me out.

tacosaurus

I am sorry, but I cannot look at this image, without breaking into hysterical laughter. Tears and tears and tears and more tears damnit, why? That expression is worth a billion dollars.

God Bless America. Looks like a frog, crossed with a fish, crossed with a Dubya, crossed with a hobbit or something. I am dying, really. Crying, laughing aloud.

This took like five minutes to write.

tacosaurus

Missile Envy.

PlatENumbCracker

Fashion Victim: What terrifies you about this image. The fact that your president, the man with “The Button,” is a hopped up speed freak supported by an oil fueled money hungry country. Remember He is a puppet and the man with his hand up W. Bush’s ass has everything under lock and key.

Taco: I too cannot look at this piece without tears of laughter coming to my eyes. At least i know you will understand me. I think!

My style may be crued and unusual, but i speak nothing but the truth, and some time the truth may be shocking and offensive, but doesnt that make you think and talk more than the bland taste of what the Majority deems appropriate. I tend to be the offensive one, but dont get me wrong i dont go around pouring beer on people at parties, instigating scurmishes, aheemmm Taco, but I am quick to get the point i mean to portray, be it raw crued or unconvitional. I am possitive everyone got the point i was trying to make

I appologize to of the right wing liberals, But this shit is Fucking funny. And comedy has no bounds. Nobody is safe when it comes to dick jokes.

Ps I am drunk dont listen to a word i say.

bharper

what is a “right wing liberal” ?????

tacosaurus

I think it is a british car.

fashionvictim

i didn’t say it was bad that it freaked me out, something about the photoshopping looks like a horror movie. i think it is a perfect representation of our president, trust me, i am no bushie lover, that is probably why it is all the more repulsive.

PlatENumbCracker

dont ask me i was drunk none of this makes sense to me Today.

bharper

there is a certain home-made, digital camera quality to that poor censored member. Taco?

tacosaurus

Don’t get your hopes up Bharper. I am not that skinny. I gots some meat on me. But I do like skinny mens. Tehehe. (twinkle) Tacosaurus.Flex.n.Stretchin’.gay.fabuloso.com

inman

I’m surprised no one has made a ‘hanging chad’ joke yet…

tacosaurus

Chad is one of my best friends man. Don’t be joking like that. That aint funny Inman. TacosaurussPisssed.

bharper

who’s chad?

tacosaurus

one of my friends that Inman wants to hang! I don’t know why, but he wants to hang him! OOOOHHH. Furious.

PlatENumbCracker

Hey Taco, we are getting very good ratings.

tacosaurus

Yes, my findings concur. Our ratings are most excellenté. Tacosaurus Agredable.

PlatENumbCracker

Operation “Offend and Awe” is a complete success! Taco bring the soldiers home!

PlatENumbCracker

Tango that Roger Bravo.

troops in returnicus. magnificent display. Hooray.

PlatENumbCracker

Taco quit posting under my name, i know i am dope and your drunk but damn son, I say enough crazy shit without your help. Tee HEee

ps whou will we offend today.

oh yeah i am adrunk again.

ha

bharper

damn…. liquor must run strong in the dirty south.. aint there nothin better to do?

watched “midnight in the garden of good and evil” on TBS SuperStation today…. thougt of all you crazy savana folk.

PlatENumbCracker

i watched that same shit today. I am glad the part of savannah that i own isnt like the movies

bharper

how much of savanah do you own? me personaly, i dont own any of it.

PlatENumbCracker

I DONT OWN! I JUST RUN!

You Better Axe SOMEBODY

PS we are talking bout savannah, it runs on liquor. And there aint shit to do but waste brain cells. Beer flows from garden hose, drunk to church we goes. Not. I cant go to church. I wouldnt want to be the one that causes it to burn down. And you know we have those kinda problems in the south.

2one2

yah… like he said bharper, he runs this town.

plat-e-numb… i’m sorry but i won’t have the rent money until the fifth of the month… please don’t kick me, my wife, and our seven kids out on the streets. (again) }••{

PlatENumbCracker

A day past and i take out your wifes ass. And your seven kids would bring a hefty purse on the black market. 7 white kids ages 1-10, I personally will give you 25g a pop for male child 30g for child bearing female.

Ouch, I know thats borderline.

tacosaurus

You floss with mad chedder. Strickly Dickly. Scrimshaw mcgraw shawshank. Truly McDabble.

PlatENumbCracker

Well the buzz dies quickly around here. Not 10 minutes after the war is over everyone forgets. Well not the marines, they are out their right now beating up scooter, gays, and anything else deemed Un-American. Dont make me tell them your email.

cowpiesurprise

This reeks of Photoshop Contest . Not a good thing.

PlatENumbCracker

cowpiesurprise You are a bozo the clown noname dick nosed ass fuck. Eat my shit, halitosis havin mother fucker. The point was cheese. ())=================================D

inman

Sorry Plat, I’m with the cowpie this time. Nappy. Oh, and cowpie it would be a good idea to unlink that - we don’t want any of them finding their way back here…

tacosaurus

PARANOIA IMPLEMENTATIONS. GATED COMMUNITY INVASION!

Tacosaured.

cajebo

as you two seem to be arguing for rights: congratulations.

as for my free speech? don’t like any of this. no apologies. no explanations. no rebuttal.

tacosaurus

Wasn’t really a matter of your care. sorry to be so blunt, but you wouldn’t understand where this was all coming from. It was a bit of an INTRUSIVE act to begin with. Your comments are like archeology.